“What did you want for dinner Oliver?” “YOUR FINGER DAD!” (Taken with instagram)
May. 13, 2012 at 8:58pm with 127,943 notes
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SNEEZE! (Taken with GifBoom)
Brushing before bed! Cleanliness is next to Godliness! Ha, fuck that!
The greatest thing I ever read. I’ll drink to that!
Apr. 19, 2012 at 3:33am with 8,906 notes
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Wayne’s World. The best!
3:27am with 8,705 notes
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2:32am with 31,180 notes
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Apr. 16, 2012 at 8:39am with 17,575 notes
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8:32am with 37,633 notes
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If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Haha. Some people just won’t learn.
(Source: penishole)
8:27am with 25,348 notes
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I love that Americans have conspiracy theories about 9/11 with their money but Australians just find a way to turn the queen into a whale sucking cock.
took me so long to see this…
We Australians are a classy bunch!
(Source: kckpsh)
